I Wish I Was A Writer...

Man...sometimes I think I missed my calling in life. I should have been a writer. I often dream of creating/writing greeting cards. More times than I can count I have been complimented on my Thank you notes, birthday cards, wit, humor, and writing style/ability...one day maybe I will pursue the passion to write for more than just myself. Until then...I will keep reading as much as I do and admiring witty magazines, articles, quotes etc. Glamour always has a great section and this one has been on my fridge so long it has begun to yellow with age...so maybe it is time to take it down...but not before sharing.

12 Things Every Woman Deserves in Life

1) A statement bag, even if the statement is "Who cares about statement bags?"

2) A Teen Mom marathon the day you are home with a fever.

3) At least one person you can call at 3:28am.

4) More than one square foot of space on any form of public transportation.

5) Love you can feel, even from 1,000 miles away.

6) A few days a year filled with flip flops, tropical sunsets, and the sound of steel drums.

7) Fresh flowers once a week. Self-picked dandelions count.

8) The shinier hair, thicker lashes, or plumper lips you just shelled out $12.99 for.

9) Orgasms on demand, sans or avec partner.

10) A say in whether and when you become a mother.

11) One pet (yours or someone else's) who has a special thing for your lap.

12) A truly excellent profile picture.