1) Letting the polish really dry for once.
2) Stretching after that run, when you just want to collapse.
3) Anything that makes it less likely you'll someday need Extreme Dental Work
4) Measuring your doorway before you buy that sofa.
5) Finding a condom.
6) Making sure you didn't reply all.
7) Actually walking in the five-inch stilettos before you commit.
8) Waiting until the champagne is icy cold.
9) Helping the woman with the stroller up the stairs.
10) Sneaking in a quickie. (Isn;t that what 5 minutes was invented for?)
11) Letting Mom know you're alive.
12) Confirming that the dog has water, the oven is off, and your hair isn't weird.
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